Our boyfriend who art in prison. Even mum knows not dad's name. Thy chavdom come, you'll read the sun, in Exmouth which is in Devon. Give us this day our welfare bread and forgive us our ASBOs as we happy slap those who got ASBOs against us. Lead us not into employment, but deliver us free housing. For thine is the Chavdom, the Burberry and the Bacardi, forever and ever, innit.