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Offline Simon

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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #510 on: October 07, 2008, 23:26 »
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down.

The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and the blonde grabs the car door.

They began walking, when the redhead turns to the brunette and says, ”Why did you bring the food?”

She replies, ”Well if I get hungry, I can eat it. Why did you bring water?”

The redhead replies, ”Well if I get thirsty, I can drink it.”

Then they both turn to the blonde and say, ”Why did you bring the car door?”

She replies, ”Well if I get too hot, I can roll down the window.”
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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #511 on: October 08, 2008, 08:14 »
:groan:
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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #512 on: October 08, 2008, 12:17 »
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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #513 on: October 22, 2008, 22:37 »
Two tourists were driving through Wales.....



At Llanfairpwllgwyngllgogerychwryndrobwllyantsllyogog ogoch,

they stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress,



"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?

Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
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The blonde waitress leaned over and said, "Burrr-gurrr-Kinngg..."    :)x

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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #514 on: October 23, 2008, 04:47 »
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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #515 on: October 23, 2008, 11:46 »
Seconded. :)
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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #516 on: October 29, 2008, 21:17 »
There was 3 girls, a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. and they found a pyramid. they read a tablet that said...

"This is the pyramid of 100 steps. If you get to the top of it, you will get what you've wanted all your life. But be warned, every 5 steps a person will pop out and tell a joke, and if you laugh, you can never try again."

So the brunette gets to the 5th step and laughs, so she could never try again.

The red head got to the 20th step and laughed, so she could never try again.

Then the blonde got to the 99th step and laughed. The guy who was going to tell the joke said "Why did you laugh, I didn't tell the joke yet?"

The blonde said "I know, I just got the first joke!"
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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #517 on: October 30, 2008, 03:30 »
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:lol:    I just got it.  ;)
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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #518 on: October 30, 2008, 09:49 »
No comment!  ;D
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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #519 on: October 30, 2008, 09:51 »
 :bartmoon:   :wahh:   :out:
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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #520 on: October 30, 2008, 10:08 »
 :)x
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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #521 on: November 15, 2008, 17:37 »
Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver:''Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?''

The bus driver shakes his head and says,''No, I'm sorry.''

At this the other blonde leans inside, smiles, and twitters: ''Will it take ME?''

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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #522 on: November 18, 2008, 07:04 »
I think we need a new thread, jokes that aren't really jokes.  ;)   ;D
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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #523 on: November 18, 2008, 10:17 »
 :aarrgh:

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Re: Blonde Jokes Can Go Here
« Reply #524 on: November 18, 2008, 10:43 »
 :)x
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