A stark naked, drunken woman,
jumped into a Vacant Taxi at a London Cab Rank.
The Indian driver was immediately beside himself
and just kept on staring at the woman.
He makes no attempt to start the Cab.
“What's wrong with you Luv,
haven't you ever seen a naked white woman before?”
“I'll not be staring at you lady,
I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am comming from".
"Well if your not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself,
where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with."
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