A coachload of tourists were travelling across Wales. As they were approaching Llanelli they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name.
They argued back and forth until they finally stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you pronounce where we are... very slowly?"
Leaning over the counter the assistant said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing.