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Offline Clive

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Little Johnny
« on: August 18, 2011, 19:43 »
Teacher:     If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you  have?

Johnny:     Seven, Sir.

Teacher:     No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another  2, how      many  will you have?

Johnny:      Seven

Teacher:    Let me put it to you  differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and 
                 another 2, how many will you  have?

Johnny:      Six.

Teacher:   Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats,  and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will 
                 you have?

Johnny:    Seven!!!

A  very angry  Teacher:  Where the  do you get seven  from?!?!?

Very angry Johnny:  Because I've already got  a  cat at home!!!

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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2011, 20:02 »
 ;D
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Re: Little Johnny
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2011, 22:55 »
 :laugh:
Slainthe!

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