A bakery owner hired a young female shop assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man entered the store. He glanced at the shop assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he had a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man said.
The shop assistant nodded and climbed up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, was provided with an excellent view, just as he had thought. When she descended the ladder, he decided that he had better get two loaves, as he was "having company for dinner."
As the shop assistant retrieved the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers noticed what was going on and requested his own loaf of raisin bread.
After many trips she was tired and irritated and beginning to wonder, "why the unusual interest in the raisin bread?"
Atop the ladder one more time, she looked down and glared at the men standing below. Then she noticed an elderly man standing amongst the crowd. Thinking that she could save herself a trip, she yelled at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you, too?"
"No," stammered the old man, "but it's quivering a little."