Topic: Can I drive?

[Simon]

Wife - "Can I drive?"

Husband - "No. I'm fine"

Wife - "Oh, please let me. I really want to!"

Husband - "No"

Wife - "I tell you what, if you let me drive, just for a bit, when we get home I'll give you something you really like..."

Husband - "Really?"

Wife - "Promise"

Husband - "Oh go on then"...

"And that, your honour, is the final entry from the black box on the Costa Concordia".

[Rik]