An Irish woman is cleaning her husband's rifle and accidentally shoots him.
She immediately dials 999.
Irish woman: ''It's my fooken husband! I've accidentally shot him, I've
fooken killed him!''
Operator: ''Please calm down Mam. Can you first make sure he is actually
dead!''
*click* .. *BANG*
Irish woman: ''Okay, I've done dat.................... What next?''