tesco have found traces of zebra in their barcodes
I was in a Tesco cafe this morning and ordered a burger. The waitress asked if I wanted anything on it and I said "Yes, a fiver each way!!!"
Just heard that the horses were sexually assaulted before they were used in the burgers.
The main suspect is said to be Jimmy Saddle
and?
That's the 4th Horse joke on the trott