Topic: Thoughts to ponder

[Clive]

As I was pondering the problems of the world,
I rapidly realized that it's the tortoise life for me!
 
 
1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be      immortal.
2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.
I'm retired. Go around me!

[sam]

Wrinkles like a tortoise, eh?

[Simon]

[Clive]