The Prince of Wales was driving around his mum's estate one day when he accidentally ran over her favourite Corgi.
Sadly the unfortunate canine was crushed to a pulp. The Prince got out of his car, sat down on the grass, and started crying. The whole world was already against him and now his mother would be furious!
Just then, he noticed a lamp half-buried by his foot, whereupon he dug it up and polished it and, suddenly, a Genie appeared!
"You've freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment, and for freeing me I will grant you one wish" said the Genie of the lamp.
"Wow!" thought the prince. "This could really save my neck! Ok, I have all the money and material things I need, but let me show you this dog".
The Prince and the genie walked over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you could possibly bring this dog back to life please?" asked the Prince.
The Genie looked carefully at the squashed carcass and gently shook his head.
"The body is far too gone for even me to bring back to life, isn't there anything else you would like instead?"
Charles thought for a moment, then reached into his pocket and pulled out a couple of photographs.
"I used to be married to this beautiful woman called Diana", he said, showing the genie the first photograph, "but now I love this woman called Camilla. Do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?"
The Genie studied the two photographs and said, "Could we take another look at that dog?"
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