A husband and wife were having a meal at a fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss then says she’ll meet him later and walks away.
The wife looks at her husband and says, “Who was that?”
“Oh,” says the husband, “She’s my mistress.”
“Well that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce!”
“I can understand that,” replies the husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the garage and no more yacht club. No more credit card and large bank accounts. But the decision is yours.”
Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
“Who’s that woman with Tony?” asks the wife.
“That’s his mistress,” says the husband.
“Ours is prettier,” she replies.
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