Sandy had two of the best tickets for the Scotland v England 6 Nations decider at the Murrayfield Stadium. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
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> "No", he says, "the seat is empty."
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> "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat for this game, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not use it?"
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> Sandy says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first game we haven't been to together since we got married."
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> "Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
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> Sandy shakes his head...
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> ...."No. They're all at the funeral."
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