Topic: Earl and Bubba

[Clive]

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer - when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 6 months."
 
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over ... women like that are hard to find."

[Simon]