Topic: Psychiatrist versus the Bartender

[Clive]

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT.          SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM:

 'I've got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it.  I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy.'

        'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink.

        'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

        'How much do you charge?'

        'Eighty pounds per visit,' replied the doctor.

        'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

        Six months later the doctor met me on the street.  'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

        'Well, Eighty pounds a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!

        A barman cured me for £10.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new car!'

        'Is that so!'  With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a barman cure you?'

        'He told me to cut the legs off the bed!  There's nobody under there now!'

        FORGET THE SHRINKS. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARMAN!

       

[Simon]

 

[davy51]