David Cameron is out jogging and accidentally falls into a river. Three boys see the accident and without a second thought, dive into the water and drag out the soaking wet PM. Cameron says "Boys, you have saved my life and deserve a reward. You name it and it's yours."
The first boy says, "I'd like a holiday to Disneyland please."
Cameron says, "Certainly."
The second boy says, "I'd like a laptop."
Cameron says, "No problem."
The third boy says, " I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it."
Cameron says, "But you're not handicapped!"
The boy replies, "Not yet, but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning."
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