Topic: Groaner thread

[Clive]

 

[Den]

A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the wife asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"

The husband said, "No sweetie."

The woman said, "I'm sure you would."

So the man said, "Okay, I would"

Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."

Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"



And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."   

[Simon]

 

[Clive]

 

[Den]

A recent study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

It must be true.


I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey. 

[Den]

It's been a strange day, first thing I found this hat on the floor in the town and it was full of money.

Then this angry man with a guitar chased me down the road and grabbed it off me. 

[Clive]

 

[Simon]

[Clive]

There are a lot of empty seats!   

[Simon]

Did you not get it?   

[Clive]

Yes of course.  It's because of her name.   

[Den]

 

[Clive]

Thanks Den, I was trying to be kind to him.  It really was the worst joke of all time.   

[Simon]

I didn't write it!   

[Clive]

I've received the same photo from someone I used to hold in high esteem.