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Offline Clive

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« Reply #195 on: June 12, 2003, 12:25 »
I winced at that one!  ;D
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« Reply #196 on: June 13, 2003, 16:10 »
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

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My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".

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« Reply #197 on: June 17, 2003, 18:26 »
Age Old Argument (groan)
This settles the argument once and for all !!!!!

Who Makes The Coffee?

Did you know that it's a sin for a woman to make the coffee?

Yup, it's in the Bible.

It says.....

"Hebrews!"

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« Reply #198 on: June 17, 2003, 19:00 »
:aarrgh:
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« Reply #199 on: June 20, 2003, 14:40 »
Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Why of course, Mr. Bigger's baby. She's just a little Bigger.
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« Reply #200 on: June 27, 2003, 16:48 »
I am a kleptomaniac when it gets real bad I just take something for it.
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« Reply #201 on: July 02, 2003, 20:27 »
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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« Reply #202 on: July 11, 2003, 11:53 »
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math
instruction.

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« Reply #203 on: July 11, 2003, 20:32 »
Not again ::)

You're meant to groan because the joke is baaad not coz you've heard it twenty times before Clive.
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« Reply #204 on: July 11, 2003, 20:37 »
It's his age, Sean, he forgets things.   ;) ;D ;D
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« Reply #205 on: July 11, 2003, 21:00 »
I'm positive that the above is a slightly different version of the one which was posted before!   :heehee:
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« Reply #206 on: July 11, 2003, 21:01 »
:mg: he's recycling them now Simon!  :o
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« Reply #207 on: July 11, 2003, 21:11 »
:shuddup:  Leave me alone. I'm as happy as those in the happy house.   ;D
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« Reply #208 on: July 11, 2003, 22:41 »
Nurse, Nurse!!  It's past his bedtime!!  :sanity:
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Re:Groaner thread
« Reply #209 on: July 13, 2003, 11:48 »
Q--- what`s a s**tzu






A--one with no animals
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