Author Topic: Groaner thread (Read 199099 times)

mistybear · « **Reply #390 on:** November 24, 2007, 10:30 »

Two aerials met, fell in love and got married.

The wedding wasn?t very good but the reception was great.

Simon · « **Reply #391 on:** November 24, 2007, 11:15 »

mistybear · « **Reply #392 on:** November 24, 2007, 11:40 »

Simon · « **Reply #393 on:** November 24, 2007, 11:42 »

mistybear · « **Reply #394 on:** November 24, 2007, 11:48 »

Did you hear about the exhibitionist who was thinking of retiring?

He decided to stick it out for another year.

Rik · « **Reply #395 on:** November 24, 2007, 11:55 »

Boom Boom!

Clive · « **Reply #396 on:** November 24, 2007, 13:18 »

I tried not to laugh but it came out anyway. (the laugh that is!)

Rik · « **Reply #397 on:** November 24, 2007, 14:42 »

Of course, Clive - we believe you.

mistybear · « **Reply #398 on:** November 25, 2007, 09:42 »

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don?t. You get down from a duck.

Rik · « **Reply #399 on:** November 25, 2007, 11:23 »

That has to be a...

Clive · « **Reply #400 on:** November 25, 2007, 16:27 »

The word incorrigible come to mind!

Rik · « **Reply #401 on:** November 25, 2007, 16:33 »

Shush, don't incorrige her, Clive.

mistybear · « **Reply #402 on:** November 26, 2007, 10:38 »

What do you call a boomerang that doesn?t come back?

A stick.

Rik · « **Reply #403 on:** November 26, 2007, 11:57 »

Clive · « **Reply #404 on:** November 26, 2007, 12:05 »

I think she could keep this up for a long time Rik. Worrying isn't it?