Topic: Groaner thread

[mistybear]

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?










-A pilot, you freakin? racist.

[Rik]

 

[Clive]

 

[Rik]

Look, two Admins online. We have a quorum.

[mistybear]

Oh, goodie......... time for more of these.



What?s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?











Anyone can roast beef.   

[Rik]

The pantomime season is definitely upon us. 

[Clive]

Sheldon, a butcher just out of trade school in Canada applies for and gets a job, skinning and cutting up the kills of local hunters. The first project he gets is to cut up a moose to put in the freezer. Sheldon finally gets the moose cut up and is putting it into bags and marking them carefully with the contents: chops, rump steak, ribs, sirloin, etc, etc. When he finishes with the stuff he knows, he is still left with a pile of unidentifiable moose parts. At a loss as to what to do with them, he finally puts them all into one large bag and labels them ...........
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"Moosellaneous."   

[Rik]

There is only one response, Clive.  

[mistybear]

Well, there's always......   

[Clive]

Once there was a pastor, and he wanted to paint his church. But all he had was
one bucket of paint. So he got a bunch of buckets and some water, and he thinned
the paint enough to cover the entire church. Then he spent all day painting.
That night it rained, washed all the paint off. The pastor was discouraged,
and asked God, "Why...Why God, did You let it rain and wash off all my hard
work?"
To which God replied, "Repaint! And thin no more!"

[Simon]

[Camstop]

Paddy on death row gets the chance to be shot, hung or injected with the AIDS virus. He says give me the AIDS stuff. They inject him and he rolls round the floor laughing. the warden says, "whats so funny?" Paddy says "im wearing a condom!!!"

 

[Simon]

 

[Camstop]

I've just realised why there are no casinos in China.....



































.......Cos the Chinese hate Tibet!!             

[Rik]