Topic: Groaner thread

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M8 at work told me he'd taken his Mrs to an island in the Carribian for 2 weeks in the sun
"Jamaica" i asked
"No!" he replied " She wanted to go"

  

[mistybear]

    

[Rik]

The old ones are the best.

[Clive]

Two old Navy buddies run into each other at a Manchester pub.

The first Sailor asks his buddy, "Say, are you still seeing that redhead with the wooden leg?"

The 2nd Sailor replied, "No, I had to break it off."
 
 
what do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other ?
Eileen

[Rik]

Put the crackers away, Clive, at least until December.

[mistybear]

   That is the worst one you have ever posted, Clive.   

[Clive]

Thank you for the compliment!   

[Simon]

 

[mistybear]

What did one saggy boob say to the other?



We had better perk up or they'll think we're nuts. 

[Rik]

[Clive]

 

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Two Asian heroin addicts have injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care.
One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma. 

[mistybear]

 

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Police have warned that terrorists have planted bombs in tins of alphabetti spaghetti . If one goes off it could spell disaster.