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Offline Camstop

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #540 on: April 14, 2009, 21:43 »
 :doh:

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #541 on: April 14, 2009, 22:43 »
I have missed something here  ???

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #542 on: May 03, 2009, 12:27 »
A chap from Yorkshire goes to the jewellers...........




He says, "Can tha mek a gold statue o' mi dog?"


"Aye, reckon a can," sez the jeweller.


"Does tha want it eighteen carat?".


"Nay," sez bloke, "I wan it chewin' a bone."

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #543 on: May 03, 2009, 13:05 »
:groan:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #544 on: May 03, 2009, 15:02 »
I'll second that.  :groan:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #545 on: May 03, 2009, 15:31 »
I'm unanimous. :)
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #546 on: May 03, 2009, 15:34 »
Lucky you.  ;)
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #547 on: May 26, 2009, 22:50 »
A  bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on  the bar with his paw and demands a  beer. 
The  bartender approaches and  says, 

'We  don't serve beer to bears in bars in  Billings  ' 

The  bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a  beer. 

The  bartender tells him again, more forcefully, 

'We  don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in  Billings  ...' 


The  bear, very angry now, says,


'If  you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the  end of the bar.' 


The  bartender says, 


'Sorry,  we don't serve beer to Belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings  '

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats  the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a  beer. 
 

The  bartender states,


'Sorry,  but we especially don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars  in  Billings who are on drugs.'


The  bear looks at him quizzically and says,

'I'm  not on drugs.' 



(You're  gonna love me for this...) 

















 
 



The  bartender says, 
'You  are now.
That  was a barbitchyouate

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #548 on: May 26, 2009, 23:08 »
:aarrgh:  :groan:  :out:  but  :haha:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #549 on: May 26, 2009, 23:10 »
I've even convinced myself it's a brand new joke.   :laugh:

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #550 on: May 26, 2009, 23:18 »
I know several like that  :laugh:

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #551 on: May 27, 2009, 03:50 »
 :sigh:   :groan:   :lol2:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #552 on: May 27, 2009, 09:34 »
A definite :groan: Clive.  :thumbs:
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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #553 on: June 06, 2009, 18:26 »
A man walks into the sheriffs office... "I want to become a deputy!"

"Good, I want you to catch this man" says the sheriff handing the man a wanted poster

The poster reads: 'Last seen wearing a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper pants, and brown paper boots.'

'What's he wanted for?' asked the hopeful young man

"Rustling."   :)x

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Re: Groaner thread
« Reply #554 on: June 06, 2009, 19:00 »
:groan:  ;D
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