Author Topic: One-liners (Read 36196 times)

Simon · « **Reply #120 on:** July 02, 2016, 11:54 »

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Clive · « **Reply #121 on:** July 02, 2016, 14:12 »

Serenity · « **Reply #122 on:** July 03, 2016, 09:37 »

As long as I can remember, I’ve had amnesia!

Simon · « **Reply #123 on:** July 03, 2016, 09:44 »

Who are you?

Clive · « **Reply #124 on:** July 03, 2016, 10:02 »

Den · « **Reply #125 on:** July 04, 2016, 21:24 »

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me, it means a lot.

Den · « **Reply #126 on:** July 04, 2016, 21:25 »

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Den · « **Reply #127 on:** July 04, 2016, 21:28 »

Why wasn't Jesus born in the Liverpool? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Simon · « **Reply #128 on:** July 04, 2016, 21:58 »

Clive · « **Reply #129 on:** July 04, 2016, 22:33 »

Rodders · « **Reply #130 on:** July 21, 2016, 10:40 »

I spent a couple of hours at the wife's grave this morning. She thinks I'm digging a pond.

Simon · « **Reply #131 on:** July 21, 2016, 11:15 »

Clive · « **Reply #132 on:** July 21, 2016, 16:53 »

Den · « **Reply #133 on:** July 22, 2016, 21:29 »

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Den · « **Reply #134 on:** July 22, 2016, 21:31 »

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!