A Japanese couple are arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:
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>> Husband: "Sukitaki. mojitaka!"
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>> Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!"
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>> Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"
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>> Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"
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>> Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"
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>> Can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know Japanese.
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>> You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex.... you need serious help!
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