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Offline Rodders

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Small World, part 2
« on: May 16, 2015, 13:57 »
Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar.  After a while, one looks at the other and says, "From listening to you, I can't help but think that you're from Ireland."

The other woman responds proudly, "Yes, sure I am!"

The first one says, "So am I!  And whereabouts in Ireland are ya from?"

The other woman answers, "I'm from Dublin, so I am."

The first one responds, "So, am I!  And what street did you live on in Dublin?"

The other woman says, "A lovely little area.  It was in the west end.  I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town."

The first one says, "Faith, and it's a small world.  So did I!  So did I!  And what school did ya go to?"

The other woman answers, "Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course."

The first one gets really excited and says, "And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?"

The other woman answers, "Well, now, let's see. I left in 1964."

The first woman exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!  I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight!  Can you believe it?  I left Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 meself, to be sure!"

About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight."

Michael asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"

Brian answers, "The Murphy twins are p*ssed again."   

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Re: Small World, part 2
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2015, 15:35 »
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Re: Small World, part 2
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2015, 17:28 »
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