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Offline Den

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Chain saw
« on: July 29, 2015, 13:00 »
Paddy walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that
 will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the
 line model. Paddy is suitably impressed, and buys it.

The next day he brings it back and says, “This chain saw is defective.
 It would only cut down 1 tree and it took all damn day!”

The salesman takes the chain saw, starts it up to see what’s wrong, and
 puzzled Paddy says, “Heck, what’s that noise?”
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Re: Chain saw
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2015, 13:23 »
 :)x
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Re: Chain saw
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2015, 16:53 »
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