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Offline Clive

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FEMALE COMPASSION
« on: December 15, 2015, 13:22 »
Barry returned from a  doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn, that the  doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with  him.
Of course she agreed  and they made passionate love.
 
Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live maybe we could make love again?'
Carolyn agreed and again they made  love.                                 
Later, Barry was  getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left.
 
He touched  Carolyn's shoulder and said,
'Honey? Please? Just one more  time before I die.'
She agreed, then rolled over and fell asleep.
 
Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he  tossed and turned until he was down to only four more  hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to  wake her up. 'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could  we...?'
His wife sat up  abruptly, turned to him and said,
 
'Listen  Barry, I'm not being funny...
..but I do have to get up in the morning, and you don't.'

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Re: FEMALE COMPASSION
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2015, 19:48 »
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