Topic: The Pope's Crossword

[Clive]

One day, a shy gentleman was preparing to board a plane when he
heard that the Pope was on the same flight."This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a bigfan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person."
Suddenly, the man realized his seat was right next to the Popehimself. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to His Holiness.
Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out of his carry-on bag and began pencilling in the answers.
 
"This is fantastic!" the gentleman mused. "I'm really good atcrosswords. It crossed his mind that if the Pope got stuck, He'd ask me for assistance."
Almost as if providence struck, the Pope turned to the man and said,
"Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'? The three Cardinals behind, in front of andbeside him shrunk down in their seats, as far as possible, all looking for something on the floor.
The man was in morbid shock. He couldn't breathe. He went within himself, thought deeper, longer for a plausible answer and afteralmost a minute, the dark clouds of evil parted in his mind and the sun shone in.
 
Turning to the Pope, the gentleman said, with reverence and politeness, " l believe, Your Holiness that you're looking for the
word, is ' aunt ‘ "
 

[Simon]