An 80-year old man goes for a physical and all the tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, "George, everything looks great, physically but how are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom - poof!! The light goes on.
Then, when I'm done - poof!! The light goes off again."
"Wow, that's incredible," says the doctor.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine, but I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and - poof!! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done - poof!! The light goes off again?"
"Oh, my God!" Ethel exclaims, "He's peeing in the fridge again!"
Topic: See the Light (Read 854 times)