Topic: Nicer jokes

[Den]

1: What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of?


    Legs


2: What does your dog do in the backyard that you can step into?


    Dig a hole


3: What does a man have that's round and hard and sticks so far out of his pajamas you can hang a hat on it?

    His head


4: I went out dressed like a chicken last night... and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg.

    One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered:

    it was the chicken.                                                                           

[Clive]