Topic: Collision

[Rodders]

A couple are driving home one dark winter evening when they hit a badger.  They get out of the car to have a look and find the badger still breathing, but extremely cold.  The husband says, "Put it between your legs to warm it up."  The wife replies, "But it's all wet and it stinks."  He says, "Well, hold its nose then."

[Simon]

 

[Clive]