An elderly couple, both widowed, had been going out together for quite some time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was time to get married. Before the wedding they went out for dinner and to discuss how their marriage might work for both of them. After discussing finances, living arrangements and so on, the old gentleman finally decided it ws time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. “How do you feel about sex?” He asked tentatively.
“I would like to have it infrequently,” she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned towards her and whispered, “Is that one word or two?”