My boyfriend was dying. I was by his bedside when he said something with a weak voice, "There's something I must confess."
“Shhh," I said "There's nothing to confess. Everything is all right."
"No, I must die in peace" he said, "I had sex with your sister, your best friend and your co-worker."
"I know" I whispered, "That's why I poisoned you... Now close your eyes."