I need two gallons of petrol urgently.
I'm willing to swap a Doctors Appointment in a straight exchange.
It was predicted that petrol and diesel cars were to be fazed out by 2030.
It has just been brought forward to Wednesday.
I hate Russian Dolls.
They are so full of themselves.
A baby can drink a full bottle and then fall asleep and people will say "How cute"
When I do it they say I'm an alcoholic.
My biggest fear of becoming a Zombie is all the walking.
A GP has been ringing for an update on his car.
I told him to ring up at 8.00 o clock in the morning.
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