On his morning walk, a doctor noticed this old lady.
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look!
What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said.
"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.
I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.
On weekends, I pop pills, have unprotected sex, and I don't exercise at all.
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-six," she replied.
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