Topic: Genie

[Den]

A woman finds a Genie and this was her wish:

I want my husband to only have eyes for me.

I want him to laugh at my mindless jokes with utter disregard to the people around him.

I want to be the only one in his life.

I want him to always sleep by my side.

I want to have his undivided attention.

I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the 1st thing he reaches for & for him to take me where he goes.

The Genie turned her into a Mobile phone.   

[Simon]

 

[Clive]