A LADY'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP*
DEAR DIARY : DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited.
DEAR DIARY : DAY 2
*Entire day at sea, beautiful saw whales and dolphins.*
*Met the Captain today ~ seems like a very nice man.*
DEAR DIARY : DAY 3
*At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck.*
*Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.*
*Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.*
DEAR DIARY : DAY 4
*Won £800 in the ship's casino.*
*Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin.*
*Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.*
*He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.*
DEAR DIARY : DAY 5
*Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day.*
*Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. He really is charming.*
*Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined.*
* 😡 He told me if I did not let him have his way with me he would sink the ship.*
*I was shocked.*
DEAR DIARY : DAY 6
*Today I saved 1600 lives.*
*TWICE !!!*
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