*Two Woodpeckers*
So, this Mexican woodpecker and an Australian
woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which
country had the toughest trees. The Mexican
woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no
woodpecker could peck.
The Aussie woodpecker accepted his challenge
and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no
problem.The Mexican woodpecker was amazed
The Australian woodpecker then challenged the
Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in
Australia that was absolutely 'impeccable'
(a term frequently used by woodpeckers ).
The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence
that he could do it and accepted the challenge..
The two of them flew to Oz where the
Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked
the so-called 'impeccable' tree almost without
breaking a sweat...
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
How is it that the Australian woodpecker
was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the
Mexican woodpecker was able to peck
the Aussie tree, yet neither was able to peck the
tree of their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came
to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods
and Shane Warne were right, when they said your
pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
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