A thief entered a house mid-afternoon, and was surprised to find the occupants at home and in bed. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money. The man started sobbing and said, 'You can take anything you want but please untie the rope and release her.’
The thief said, ‘Wow! You must really love your wife!’
‘Not particularly,’ said the man, ‘ But she will be home shortly.'
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